1 00:00:01,498 --> 00:00:04,371 [rock music] 2 00:00:04,458 --> 00:00:08,288 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:11,117 Now, I've noticed recently that you guys have 4 00:00:11,204 --> 00:00:14,990 had some trouble concentrating, mm-kay. 5 00:00:15,077 --> 00:00:17,384 Um, what? [snickers] 6 00:00:17,471 --> 00:00:20,866 And believe me, I understand why. 7 00:00:20,953 --> 00:00:23,651 The world is so full of injustices, 8 00:00:23,738 --> 00:00:26,132 and worrying about them can cause your generation 9 00:00:26,219 --> 00:00:27,524 a lot of stress. 10 00:00:28,613 --> 00:00:29,831 Uh, huh? 11 00:00:29,918 --> 00:00:31,354 What? [chuckles] 12 00:00:31,441 --> 00:00:34,053 You know, I was hoping your parents would come 13 00:00:34,140 --> 00:00:36,882 to this conference, but since they're not here, 14 00:00:36,969 --> 00:00:39,145 it makes it easier for me to recommend 15 00:00:39,232 --> 00:00:41,669 non-Western medicine. 16 00:00:41,756 --> 00:00:44,890 Have you boys ever tried acupuncture? 17 00:00:44,977 --> 00:00:48,502 It's the only thing that helped me with my vegan gout. 18 00:00:49,721 --> 00:00:51,070 Now, don't worry. 19 00:00:51,157 --> 00:00:52,375 This won't hurt a bit. 20 00:00:52,462 --> 00:00:54,726 Uh, okay. [chuckles] 21 00:00:54,813 --> 00:00:56,597 I'm going to put a small number of needles 22 00:00:56,684 --> 00:00:58,120 in your skin-- - Uh-huh. 23 00:00:58,207 --> 00:00:59,644 To balance your body's energy. 24 00:00:59,731 --> 00:01:01,210 - Okay. - And these needles will 25 00:01:01,297 --> 00:01:02,995 make you feel relaxed and calm-- 26 00:01:03,082 --> 00:01:04,387 - Uh-huh. - With a general sense 27 00:01:04,474 --> 00:01:07,303 of well-being. - That sounds like it sucks. 28 00:01:07,390 --> 00:01:09,001 [chuckles] - Okay. 29 00:01:09,088 --> 00:01:11,307 I'm getting the first needle ready for insertion. 30 00:01:11,394 --> 00:01:13,483 Insertion. [chortling] 31 00:01:13,570 --> 00:01:15,181 Now just hold still. 32 00:01:15,268 --> 00:01:16,573 Here comes the first needle. 33 00:01:16,661 --> 00:01:17,879 Hey, that's a needle! 34 00:01:17,966 --> 00:01:18,967 Ahh! 35 00:01:20,839 --> 00:01:23,624 Um, so when are you gonna put those needles in? 36 00:01:23,711 --> 00:01:25,060 [snickers] 37 00:01:25,147 --> 00:01:26,322 I did. 38 00:01:26,409 --> 00:01:29,151 I put in about 50 needles. 39 00:01:29,238 --> 00:01:31,937 Oh, so you did. [sniggling] 40 00:01:32,024 --> 00:01:34,504 What do you know. Feels pretty good. 41 00:01:34,591 --> 00:01:37,638 Very relaxed and calm and, like, some other stuff. 42 00:01:37,725 --> 00:01:39,422 Yeah. [snickers] 43 00:01:39,509 --> 00:01:41,337 [clattering] - He tried to stab me! 44 00:01:41,424 --> 00:01:43,513 I'll kick your ass! - Someone call the police! 45 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,341 Can you excuse me for a minute? 46 00:01:45,428 --> 00:01:46,603 [glass shatters] 47 00:01:46,691 --> 00:01:47,735 Stop choking me, you butthole! 48 00:01:47,822 --> 00:01:49,650 Oh, my God! 49 00:01:49,737 --> 00:01:51,739 - Ahh. - No! 50 00:01:51,826 --> 00:01:53,349 It feels so good, I'm gonna go outside 51 00:01:53,436 --> 00:01:56,352 and walk around and enjoy the day. 52 00:01:56,439 --> 00:01:58,615 ♪ Doo doo-doo doo doo ♪ - Don't touch me! 53 00:01:58,703 --> 00:02:00,095 Me and my needles. 54 00:02:00,182 --> 00:02:01,444 [needle twangs] Oops. 55 00:02:01,531 --> 00:02:02,619 [snickers] 56 00:02:04,970 --> 00:02:06,798 [door opens] - Hey, Beavis. [chuckles] 57 00:02:06,885 --> 00:02:09,452 You won't believe what that acupuncture butthole tried 58 00:02:09,539 --> 00:02:11,411 to stick in my face. 59 00:02:11,498 --> 00:02:13,065 I was gonna-- 60 00:02:13,152 --> 00:02:15,328 What was it? Sounds interesting. 61 00:02:15,415 --> 00:02:17,504 [snickers] 62 00:02:17,591 --> 00:02:19,985 What the hell is on your face, Beavis? 63 00:02:22,378 --> 00:02:23,728 What do you mean? 64 00:02:23,815 --> 00:02:25,512 It's full of needles. 65 00:02:25,599 --> 00:02:27,122 [chuckles] 66 00:02:27,209 --> 00:02:28,471 Oh, you mean the needles. 67 00:02:28,558 --> 00:02:30,386 Yeah. [snickers] 68 00:02:30,473 --> 00:02:33,694 Of course I'm talking about the needles, dumbass. 69 00:02:33,781 --> 00:02:36,479 Oh yeah, they're just sitting in my face, I guess. 70 00:02:36,566 --> 00:02:38,655 You know, it feels really nice. 71 00:02:38,743 --> 00:02:41,571 It's like my energy is balanced or something. 72 00:02:41,658 --> 00:02:43,356 [laughs] 73 00:02:43,443 --> 00:02:45,662 What are we watching? [snickers] 74 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:47,447 Damn it, Beavis. 75 00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:50,189 Get those needles out of your face right now. 76 00:02:50,276 --> 00:02:51,712 Oh, no, no. 77 00:02:51,799 --> 00:02:53,192 No, why would I do that? 78 00:02:53,279 --> 00:02:55,934 I've never felt better in my life. 79 00:02:56,021 --> 00:02:57,979 [exhales deeply] 80 00:02:58,066 --> 00:02:59,981 Beavis, you weird son of a bitch. 81 00:03:00,068 --> 00:03:01,940 I'm gonna kick your ass. 82 00:03:02,027 --> 00:03:03,550 You know, Butt-Head, you might feel calmer 83 00:03:03,637 --> 00:03:06,074 if you had some needles in your face. 84 00:03:06,161 --> 00:03:08,294 [snickers] - Damn it, Beavis. 85 00:03:08,381 --> 00:03:09,643 [needles twang] - Ahh! 86 00:03:09,730 --> 00:03:11,514 Ow. [chuckles] 87 00:03:11,601 --> 00:03:14,517 Ahh, I sure do love my needles. 88 00:03:14,604 --> 00:03:16,476 Yeah. [snickers] 89 00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:17,477 Hey, everyone. It's Doug. 90 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:19,174 I hope you're doing well. 91 00:03:19,261 --> 00:03:20,697 In today's video, what I'm actually gonna be showing you 92 00:03:20,785 --> 00:03:22,351 is the basic fry scream sound, 93 00:03:22,438 --> 00:03:23,875 how it's made, how it's created. 94 00:03:23,962 --> 00:03:27,269 Uh, ice cream sound? [chuckles] 95 00:03:27,356 --> 00:03:28,923 Yeah, what's that? [snickers] 96 00:03:29,010 --> 00:03:31,752 [screaming] ♪ Above the talk ♪ 97 00:03:33,014 --> 00:03:35,190 Whoa. Did you hear that? 98 00:03:35,277 --> 00:03:37,279 He just sang "Butt-Head sucks." 99 00:03:37,366 --> 00:03:39,325 [snickers] - Uh... 100 00:03:39,412 --> 00:03:40,805 he did? 101 00:03:40,892 --> 00:03:43,503 [screaming] ♪ Above the talk ♪ 102 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:46,680 [screaming] ♪ Butt-Head sucks ♪ 103 00:03:46,767 --> 00:03:48,203 [snickers] 104 00:03:48,290 --> 00:03:49,901 - ♪ Above the talk ♪ - Uh... 105 00:03:49,988 --> 00:03:51,598 damn it. [chuckles] 106 00:03:51,685 --> 00:03:54,688 I'm gonna kill this guy. [chuckles] 107 00:03:54,775 --> 00:03:56,037 Yeah, I've been saying "Butt-Head sucks" 108 00:03:56,124 --> 00:03:57,691 for a long time, but, you know, 109 00:03:57,778 --> 00:03:58,997 I never thought about, you know, singing it, you know? 110 00:03:59,084 --> 00:04:00,563 Like, really belting it out, you know? 111 00:04:00,650 --> 00:04:02,391 [snickers] - ♪ Talk ♪ 112 00:04:02,478 --> 00:04:05,699 Beavis, I'm gonna belt your face out. 113 00:04:05,786 --> 00:04:08,180 You know, I gotta hand it to this guy. 114 00:04:08,267 --> 00:04:09,877 I don't sing it as good as he does, you know? 115 00:04:09,964 --> 00:04:11,444 [snickers] 116 00:04:11,531 --> 00:04:13,620 You know, I say just, you know, "Butt-Head sucks," 117 00:04:13,707 --> 00:04:16,057 but he says-- - ♪ Above the talk ♪ 118 00:04:16,144 --> 00:04:17,406 Damn it, Beavis. 119 00:04:17,493 --> 00:04:18,843 That's not even what he's saying. 120 00:04:18,930 --> 00:04:21,715 He's saying, like, "a-vuv a sock" 121 00:04:21,802 --> 00:04:23,369 or something. [chortles] 122 00:04:23,456 --> 00:04:25,675 No, no. That's just his Australian accent. 123 00:04:25,762 --> 00:04:27,416 [chuckles] 124 00:04:27,503 --> 00:04:29,592 I think there's, like, a number-one song in Australia 125 00:04:29,679 --> 00:04:31,812 called "Butt-Head sucks." 126 00:04:31,899 --> 00:04:33,683 - ♪ Talk ♪ - [snickers] 127 00:04:33,770 --> 00:04:35,424 Damn it, Beavis. Shut up. 128 00:04:35,511 --> 00:04:37,122 [chuckles] 129 00:04:37,209 --> 00:04:38,906 And I'll show you even close up. 130 00:04:40,690 --> 00:04:42,040 [gargles] - Whoa. 131 00:04:42,127 --> 00:04:43,998 What is that thing back there? 132 00:04:44,085 --> 00:04:45,521 Looks like a nut sack or something. 133 00:04:45,608 --> 00:04:47,088 [chuckles] 134 00:04:47,175 --> 00:04:48,742 Um, actually Butt-Head, 135 00:04:48,829 --> 00:04:50,918 that's called your "uvulvia." 136 00:04:51,005 --> 00:04:52,528 It's actually really useful 'cause, um-- 137 00:04:52,615 --> 00:04:53,790 'cause it helps you go-- 138 00:04:53,878 --> 00:04:55,792 [screaming] ♪ Butt-Head sucks ♪ 139 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:58,012 Damn it, Beavis. Cut it out. 140 00:04:58,099 --> 00:04:59,971 [chuckles] - So it's step two now. 141 00:05:00,058 --> 00:05:01,798 We actually wanna create the fry sound. 142 00:05:01,886 --> 00:05:03,191 And it's like this. Like-- 143 00:05:03,278 --> 00:05:06,194 [vocal fry] 144 00:05:06,281 --> 00:05:09,197 Uh, he's trying to make a fry sound? 145 00:05:09,284 --> 00:05:10,677 [chuckles] 146 00:05:10,764 --> 00:05:12,331 Like when you put the fries in the fryer 147 00:05:12,418 --> 00:05:14,376 at Burger World? [laughs] 148 00:05:14,463 --> 00:05:15,856 Oh, yeah, yeah. 149 00:05:15,943 --> 00:05:17,292 Yeah, you know what that sounds like? 150 00:05:17,379 --> 00:05:18,728 It sounds like this: 151 00:05:18,815 --> 00:05:22,080 [screaming] ♪ Butt-Head sucks ♪ 152 00:05:22,167 --> 00:05:23,995 Damn it, Beavis. I'm gonna clobber you. 153 00:05:24,082 --> 00:05:26,084 Remember the one time that customer came in? 154 00:05:26,171 --> 00:05:27,999 He said, um, "I'll have the, uh"-- 155 00:05:28,086 --> 00:05:30,218 [screaming] ♪ Butt-Head sucks ♪ 156 00:05:30,305 --> 00:05:32,133 Damn it, Beavis. I'm gonna kick your ass. 157 00:05:32,220 --> 00:05:33,613 [chuckles] 158 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,397 I-I'm not saying you suck, Butt-Head. 159 00:05:35,484 --> 00:05:37,312 I'm just singing the song. 160 00:05:37,399 --> 00:05:39,924 And, you know, the words to the song just happen to be-- 161 00:05:40,011 --> 00:05:42,622 [screaming] ♪ Butt-Head sucks ♪ 162 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:43,928 [whack] Ahh! 163 00:05:44,015 --> 00:05:45,668 Damn it, Beavis. I'm gonna kick your ass. 164 00:05:45,755 --> 00:05:47,148 [chortles] 165 00:05:47,235 --> 00:05:50,456 [vocal fry] 166 00:05:50,543 --> 00:05:52,458 Why would anyone wanna learn to talk like that, you know? 167 00:05:52,545 --> 00:05:53,589 [snickers] 168 00:05:53,676 --> 00:05:55,461 Uh... 169 00:05:55,548 --> 00:05:58,725 [vocal fry] 170 00:05:58,812 --> 00:06:00,770 I don't know. [chuckles] 171 00:06:00,857 --> 00:06:02,468 I can do it longer than that. 172 00:06:02,555 --> 00:06:04,470 Check this out. [snickers] 173 00:06:04,557 --> 00:06:07,734 [vocal fry] 174 00:06:12,391 --> 00:06:13,870 Uh... 175 00:06:13,958 --> 00:06:15,611 okay, Beavis. You win. 176 00:06:15,698 --> 00:06:16,917 [chuckles] 177 00:06:17,004 --> 00:06:19,354 [vocal fry continues] 178 00:06:19,441 --> 00:06:21,966 Uh... Beavis, you already did it longer than me. 179 00:06:22,053 --> 00:06:23,880 You don't need to keep going. 180 00:06:23,968 --> 00:06:25,621 [laughs] 181 00:06:25,708 --> 00:06:27,928 Uh... - [vocal fry continues] 182 00:06:28,015 --> 00:06:29,799 Damn it, Beavis. Stop. 183 00:06:29,886 --> 00:06:31,453 [chuckles] - I win. 184 00:06:31,540 --> 00:06:32,802 [snickers] 185 00:06:32,889 --> 00:06:34,239 Anyway, uh-- 186 00:06:34,326 --> 00:06:35,675 - [vocal fry] - This guy should-- 187 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:38,156 damn it, Beavis. [chuckling] 188 00:06:38,243 --> 00:06:40,201 Cut it out. 189 00:06:40,288 --> 00:06:42,551 You're gonna, like, suffocate or something. 190 00:06:42,638 --> 00:06:43,857 [laughs] 191 00:06:43,944 --> 00:06:45,511 That would be cool. 192 00:06:45,598 --> 00:06:46,816 [laughs] 193 00:06:46,903 --> 00:06:50,385 [vocal fry continues] 194 00:06:50,472 --> 00:06:51,647 Are you ever gonna stop, Beavis? 195 00:06:51,734 --> 00:06:52,822 [groans] 196 00:06:52,909 --> 00:06:54,389 ♪ Butt-Head su-- ♪ 197 00:06:54,476 --> 00:06:56,261 [coughing] 198 00:06:56,348 --> 00:06:57,697 [screaming] ♪ Above the talk ♪ 199 00:06:57,784 --> 00:06:58,915 [grunts] Butt-Head--[coughs] 200 00:06:59,003 --> 00:07:00,526 Butt-Head--[coughs] 201 00:07:00,613 --> 00:07:02,441 I can't talk. [coughs] 202 00:07:02,528 --> 00:07:04,921 You look kinda, like, purple or something. 203 00:07:05,009 --> 00:07:08,273 [chuckling] It looks cool. 204 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:11,580 I think my uvula fell off. [groans] 205 00:07:11,667 --> 00:07:12,929 It's on the floor. 206 00:07:13,017 --> 00:07:14,409 I think it rolled under the couch. 207 00:07:14,496 --> 00:07:15,976 Cool. [chortles] 208 00:07:16,063 --> 00:07:17,586 Butt-Head--[coughs] 209 00:07:17,673 --> 00:07:19,849 I--I need to go to the hospital or something. 210 00:07:19,936 --> 00:07:22,330 [groans] - Uh... 211 00:07:22,417 --> 00:07:24,028 no way, Beavis. 212 00:07:24,115 --> 00:07:25,986 He warned you. [chuckles] 213 00:07:26,073 --> 00:07:28,249 Butt-Head, Butt-Head. 214 00:07:28,336 --> 00:07:30,077 Come closer. I gotta tell you something. 215 00:07:30,164 --> 00:07:32,514 Uh, what? [snickers] 216 00:07:32,601 --> 00:07:35,387 No, closer. I can't talk very loud. 217 00:07:35,474 --> 00:07:37,519 Is that as close as you can possibly get? 218 00:07:37,606 --> 00:07:40,131 [grunts] - Uh, yes, Beavis. 219 00:07:40,218 --> 00:07:41,784 [chuckles] - Okay. 220 00:07:41,871 --> 00:07:44,265 [sighs] If I die, 221 00:07:44,352 --> 00:07:47,616 there's something I want you to tell my mom. 222 00:07:47,703 --> 00:07:51,359 Put your ear right next to my mouth so you can hear. 223 00:07:51,446 --> 00:07:52,926 [groans] 224 00:07:53,013 --> 00:07:54,797 I want you to tell her... 225 00:07:54,884 --> 00:07:56,451 [screaming] ♪ Butt-Head sucks ♪ 226 00:07:56,538 --> 00:07:57,757 Ahh! Ow! 227 00:07:57,844 --> 00:07:59,933 Damn it, Beavis. 228 00:08:00,020 --> 00:08:01,717 ♪ Dum de-dum dum ♪ 229 00:08:01,804 --> 00:08:03,241 [humming] 230 00:08:03,328 --> 00:08:05,939 God damn it, Beavis. [chuckles] 231 00:08:06,026 --> 00:08:07,375 ♪ Bum bum bum ♪ 232 00:08:07,462 --> 00:08:09,986 Beautiful day, isn't it? [snickers] 233 00:08:10,074 --> 00:08:12,641 Ahh. Feeling good. 234 00:08:12,728 --> 00:08:15,079 Damn it, Beavis. You're embarrassing me. 235 00:08:15,166 --> 00:08:17,472 What's your problem? [chortles] 236 00:08:17,559 --> 00:08:19,257 You're right, Butt-Head. I do have a problem. 237 00:08:19,344 --> 00:08:20,562 [snickers] 238 00:08:20,649 --> 00:08:23,696 My problem is that I need more needles. 239 00:08:23,783 --> 00:08:25,959 These are great. 240 00:08:26,046 --> 00:08:28,004 ♪ Ba-dum bum bum ♪ 241 00:08:28,092 --> 00:08:29,180 ♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪ 242 00:08:31,007 --> 00:08:33,445 This oughta do it, yeah. [snickers] 243 00:08:33,532 --> 00:08:35,664 Do you have a dressing room where I can try these on? 244 00:08:35,751 --> 00:08:37,579 W-what? 245 00:08:37,666 --> 00:08:38,841 No, I'll just try them on in the bathroom. 246 00:08:38,928 --> 00:08:40,495 Yeah. [chortles] 247 00:08:40,582 --> 00:08:42,628 Yeah. This is gonna be cool. [snickers] 248 00:08:42,715 --> 00:08:44,325 [door opens] [indistinct chatter on TV] 249 00:08:44,412 --> 00:08:46,284 ♪ Dum dum dum dum ♪ 250 00:08:46,371 --> 00:08:48,329 [humming] 251 00:08:48,416 --> 00:08:49,678 [sighs] 252 00:08:49,765 --> 00:08:52,333 I feel good today. Yeah. 253 00:08:52,420 --> 00:08:53,682 [snickers] 254 00:08:53,769 --> 00:08:55,858 I'm not even gonna look at you, Beavis. 255 00:08:55,945 --> 00:08:56,903 [chuckles] 256 00:08:56,990 --> 00:08:59,427 Guess why. [snickers] 257 00:08:59,514 --> 00:09:01,995 I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction. 258 00:09:02,082 --> 00:09:03,562 Check this out, Butt-Head. 259 00:09:03,649 --> 00:09:05,694 I can play "Enter Sandman" on my face. 260 00:09:05,781 --> 00:09:06,869 Look at this. [chortles] 261 00:09:06,956 --> 00:09:09,133 [needles twanging melody] 262 00:09:09,220 --> 00:09:11,047 See that? [snickers] 263 00:09:12,048 --> 00:09:13,789 See? [snickers] 264 00:09:13,876 --> 00:09:16,879 [twanging] 265 00:09:16,966 --> 00:09:20,709 ♪ ♪ 266 00:09:21,710 --> 00:09:23,973 I feel the best I've ever felt, Butt-Head. 267 00:09:24,060 --> 00:09:25,845 But you know what's gonna make me feel even better? 268 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:27,499 [chuckles] 269 00:09:27,586 --> 00:09:29,892 Beavis, if you say "more needles," 270 00:09:29,979 --> 00:09:32,852 I'm gonna beat the living crap out of you. 271 00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:33,896 [chuckles] 272 00:09:33,983 --> 00:09:35,376 Oh, no, no, no. 273 00:09:35,463 --> 00:09:37,248 No, no. That would be silly. No. 274 00:09:37,335 --> 00:09:38,945 No, I'm talking about spanking my monkey. 275 00:09:39,032 --> 00:09:40,773 Yeah. [snickers] 276 00:09:40,860 --> 00:09:42,992 Make a great day even better. Yeah. 277 00:09:43,079 --> 00:09:44,951 ♪ Dun dun dun dun ♪ 278 00:09:45,038 --> 00:09:45,952 ♪ Ba ba ba bow ♪ 279 00:09:46,039 --> 00:09:47,127 [snickers] 280 00:09:47,214 --> 00:09:49,434 Okay. Just gonna sit down here. 281 00:09:49,521 --> 00:09:51,349 Go ahead and pull down my pants. 282 00:09:51,436 --> 00:09:52,654 [zipper slides] [chuckles] 283 00:09:52,741 --> 00:09:54,265 [grunts] It's not easy 284 00:09:54,352 --> 00:09:55,918 'cause my hands have all these needles. 285 00:09:56,005 --> 00:09:57,833 [grunts] 286 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,270 It's tricky. 287 00:09:59,357 --> 00:10:01,794 [snickering] And here we go. 288 00:10:01,881 --> 00:10:03,796 [flesh squishes] Ahh! 289 00:10:03,883 --> 00:10:04,797 My schlong! 290 00:10:04,884 --> 00:10:06,364 Ahhhh! 291 00:10:06,451 --> 00:10:07,974 There's needles in my schlong! 292 00:10:08,061 --> 00:10:09,062 Dahh! 293 00:10:09,149 --> 00:10:10,672 Butt-Head! Butt-Head, help! 294 00:10:10,759 --> 00:10:12,283 I-I mean, no, wait. Don't come in here. 295 00:10:12,370 --> 00:10:13,849 - That kid is a dumbass. - No! No! 296 00:10:13,936 --> 00:10:16,983 [rock music] 297 00:10:17,070 --> 00:10:23,946 ♪ ♪ 298 00:10:41,877 --> 00:10:43,749 [chiming noises] 299 00:10:43,836 --> 00:10:44,489 Chirp.